I've been looking for a "Jack" for some time now. And then I realized: Duh! Jack Handy!!! If he and I were to fall in love, I would never ever ever stop laughing. And then I would live forever, since laughter is the best medicine. I found the secret! Tuck Everlasting ain't got nothin' to say now.
I refound this gem today:
“It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an angel gets set on fire.”
-Jack Handy
Yes, I know what you're thinking. I've also heard that Jack Handy isn't a real person. But, just as I was in the pit of despair, I read in the source of all truth that he is!! But then I also read that he is turning 60 on Wednesday. Ew. I may be fond of older guys, but... that's just twisted.
So, I'm still in the hunt* for a "Jack" who is hilarious and cute. And I don't know if a "John" is going to cut it. Well, maybe if he goes by "Jack" all the time. Depends on how desperate I feel.
*[Literally. In Roman mythology, "Diana" was the goddess of the moon, the hunt, and chastity. Hooray!!!]
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As you know, Diane, Jack is getting a little old. There's need of a replacement and you're it. Congrats!
PS. Go chaste hunters of moons!
Who is this anonie mouse? :) Hmmmm... maybe I shouldn't allow anonymous posts... I'm going to be wondering who you are...
Cool! Thanks for the info about Jack Handy.
I'm glad that chastity was included in the description of Diana. ;) Just kidding.
And I want to know who "anonymous" is too.
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