P-Town
(Parody of Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus) 11/5/10
I hopped off the plane @ SLC
With my stuff and my name tag on
Welcome to the land of LDS
Am I gonna fit in?
Jumped in a bus
Here I am for the first time
Looked to my right and I see the Y mountain
This is all so crazy!
Everybody’s lookin’ so gringo!
My tummy’s turnin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda carsick
Too much pressure and I’m nervous
Then when the bus man turned onto I-15
And a hip hop song came on
a hip hop song came on
a hip hop song came on
So I put my hands up to cover my ears
White handbook still applies
Closing my eyes like “yeah”
Ignoring the world like “yeah”
I put my hands up to cover my ears
No worldly stuff, you guys.
Yeah!
It’s an RM coming back to P-town.
Yeah!
It’s an RM coming back to P-town.
Get to the ward at 9 o clock
Everybody’s lookin’ at me now
Like who’s that girl and where’s her comp
She’s gotta be from outta town.
So hard with Latinos not around me
It’s definitely not a Hondo party
Cause all I see are poofy hairdos
I guess I never got the memo
My tummy’s turnin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda naucious
Too much pressure and I’m nervous
Or is it the parasite that I picked up
In my 2nd Area?
In my 2nd Area?
In my 2nd Area?
So I put my hands up to cover my mouth
I feel vomit in my throat
Runnin’ away like “yeah”
Ladies’ room like “yeah”
I put my hands up to wipe off my mouth
And try to clean off my coat
Yeah!
It’s an RM coming back to P-town.
Yeah!
It’s an RM coming back to P-town.
Feel like I’ve been in a dream (in a dream)
Without nametag wanna scream (wanna scream)
Somethin’ stops me every time (every time)
Teach at MTC and I feel all right
So I put my hand up to write on the board
Ser, estar, ver and ir
My class is asleep like “yeah”
Spanish review like “yeah”
I put my hand up to erase the board
In June it’ll be a year
Yeah!
It’s an RM coming back to P-town.
Yeah!
It’s an RM coming back to P-town.
I put my hand up to show off my ring
He proposed yesterday.
Sparkle and shine like “yeah”
Carats and gold like “yeah”
I put my hand up to show off my ring
Think I’m gonna be okay
Yeah!
It’s an RM coming back to P-town.
Yeah!
It’s an RM coming back to P-town.
(This is not to announce that I'm engaged. I'm not. I'm also not teaching at the MTC. It's just a song.)
Scripture Mastery
(Parody of Perfect two by Auburn) 11/4/10
Read about Lehi, Read about Sariah
Read about King Noah, and his little fire
Read about Laban, how he’s got the brass plates
Read at least one verse even if you gotta stay up late
Read about Nephi, Read about his record
Read about Ammon, how he found the lost herd
Read about Lamoni’s Dad and his silence
Read about Nehor and his silly nonsense
Don’t know if I could ever be
So smart without seminary
RMs are lookin’ to marry
Me
Cuz baby I have a wish:
I wanna be held tight like unto a dish
Baby I have this thought
I’ll read this book in the cold and the hot
Nephi 7:3
means a lot to me
Faithful we should be
Scripture mastery
Read about Samuel up there on his high wall
Because of his power, sticks and stones don’t hurt at all
Read about Armies of Helaman and their moms
After Lehi’s death, read about his son’s psalms
Read about King Ben up there on his tower
Read about Enos, only takes an hour
Read about the Lamanites, and their facepaint
Read about Abish, fast and she don’t hesitate
Don’t know if I could ever be
So smart without seminary
RMs are lookin’ to marry
Me
1st and 2nd books of Nephi
Jacob Enos Jarom Omni
Words of Mormon and Mosiah
Alma Helaman not a liar
Then there’s 3rd Nephi (Nephi)
Then there’s 4th Nephi (Nephi)
Mormon, Ether guy (guy)
And Moroni…
You know that I’ll never doubt it
Cuz I’ve read all throughout it
And I’ve even prayed about it
This book has changed my life
Pride cycles of peace and strife
I’ll make someone a good wife
Cuz baby I have a wish:
I wanna be held tight like unto a dish
Baby I have this thought
I’ll read this book in the cold and the hot
Nephi 7 chapter 3
means a lot to me
Faithful we must be
Scripture mastery
Scripture mastery
Scripture mastery
Scripture mastery
The funniest part of today was when I hacked into Paul's facebook account and made it seem that we were engaged. It only stayed that way for 6 minutes, but he got a bunch of comments and "likes", plus his brother called his mom who called him and asked him about it. :) ha ha it was awesome. They caught on SO FAST.
Things are getting better all the time. I'm getting happier.
Robyn's home in just 6 days. YAY!!!!!
I have this new friend: Liz
The end.
1 comment:
Love the songs, love the pictures, and love that you have a new friend. I'm glad you're getting happier too.
the end
Post a Comment